A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
Jokes Tagged ‘elderly’
Posted in 
Tags: 
Heads up on parking lot scam targeting older gentlemen
April 29th, 2011 
jokester A “heads up” for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Don’t Blame Senior Citizens for THESE problems
April 18th, 2011 jokester The following chain letter began its rounds in April of 2011 and pointed addresses some of the problems of the modern-day American society. While political and harsh in its evaluation, the later half of the chain letter is a witty take on the elderly.
Getting old really sucks
March 31st, 2011 jokester A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a Victoria nursing home. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
Am I Driving?
March 21st, 2011 jokester Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light”.
Better Write it Down
March 19th, 2011 jokester An elderly couple went to the doctor complaining about their memory loss. The doctor explained it is normal, and suggested they try and write things down. In the evening the husband said, “I’m going to get something to snack on. Do you want something?”
Can I Climb Stairs Now
March 7th, 2011 jokester An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast. “Can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.
Elderly Lady Nigligee
February 19th, 2011 jokester A couple was having their 50th anniversary and the man wanted to buy something special for his wife. He went into a ladies clothing store and asked if they had any negligees suitable for a 50th anniversary. The clerk assured him that they had and brought out a lovely satin gown.
Taking the law into your own hands is fine unless you’re breaking it
February 6th, 2011 jokester An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, screaming at the top of her voice that she knew how to use it and that she would if required, so they should get out of the car. The four men didn’t wait around for a second invitation, but got out and ran like mad.
(4.00 out of 5)