22 December 2015 ~ 0 Comments

Sorry, we’re closed due to short staff

Sorry, we're closed due to short staff

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19 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Hey Greg, guess what!?!

Greg, I quit

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18 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

My boss can change his own damn sign

My boss can change his own damn sign

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17 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

I’d have better people skills if…

I’d have better people skills if…

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29 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Mom quit her job? Here’s a suggestion.

Mom quit her job?  Here’s a suggestion.

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18 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

If you take a moment to look at my resume

If you take a moment to look at my resume

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13 December 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Oh, you hate your job? We have a support group for that.

Oh, you hate your job?

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25 April 2012 ~ 0 Comments

Now mind your own business

This guy put this sign in his front window to explain his life to his neighbors and then tells them what they can do with it.

What's this sign in the window?

 

I'm 24 years old and live with my parents

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10 August 2011 ~ 0 Comments

I don’t buy that excuse for you being late

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time this month and found the boss waiting for him at his desk.

“What’s the story this time, Jones?” the boss asked while dripping sarcasm. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”

Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, Boss.  The wife decided to drive me to the station.  She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river.  I ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson’s helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockette dancers.”

“You’ll have to do better than that, Jones,” said the boss, obviously disappointed. “No woman can get ready in ten minutes.”

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05 June 2011 ~ 0 Comments

We have a job for you

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”

“Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?”

“It’s called the door!”

 

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