A man walks into a hamburger restaurant and orders a regular cheeseburger meal. Moments later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!”
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Food and Drink Limericks
February 19th, 2011 
jokester Food and drink related limericks such as: There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.
Arkansas Watermelon Businessmen
February 15th, 2011 jokester Two Arkansas farmers bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the SAME price ($1) they’d paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they’d ended up with no more money than they’d started with.
Does your monkey eat everything in sight?
January 29th, 2011 jokester A man is in a bar with his pet monkey. The man orders a drink and while he’s drinking the monkey jumps around all over the place grabbing some olives off the bar and eating them. Then he grabs some sliced limes off the glasses and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone’s amazement, swallows it whole.
Clown questions and answers
January 17th, 2011 jokester Why don’t lions eat the clowns in the circus? Clown Questions and Answers!
Top 10 Questions to ask yourself before Buying Egg Nog
January 10th, 2011 jokester Top 10 Questions to ask yourself before Buying Egg Nog
Top 35 Ways to Know you’ve had too Much Coffee
January 10th, 2011 jokester Top 35 Ways to Know you’ve had too Much Coffee
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