A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
Jokes Tagged ‘genie’
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To be Hung like a Black Man
March 9th, 2011 
jokester A blonde guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear.
The Genie’s Wish
March 2nd, 2011 jokester A couple went golfing one day at a very, very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair.”
Lewinsky’s Wish to Lose her Love Handles
February 27th, 2011 jokester One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out.
My Wish to Understand Women
February 12th, 2011 jokester A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.”
The Genie and the Really Big Lighter
January 17th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man,”Where did you get such a big lighter?” The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”
Bin Laden’s Great Wall
January 2nd, 2011 jokester Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
Make and wish and you’ll never work again
December 31st, 2010 jokester One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.
(4.00 out of 5)