The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.
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The unfaithful groom
May 29th, 2011 
jokester A young couple are recently married. Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer. The bride agrees.
Spot me a Gotcha
March 4th, 2011 jokester One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you’re obviously much better than I am , to even it a bit you have to spot me two `gotchas’.”
The Genie’s Wish
March 2nd, 2011 jokester A couple went golfing one day at a very, very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair.”
Top Ten Suggestions for Guys Playing Golf or While Using a Public Bathroom
February 19th, 2011 jokester Here are Funny Grins top ten suggestions for guys playing golf (or while using a public bathroom). 10. Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder-width apart.
The Preacher Should be Punished for Playing Golf on Sunday
February 6th, 2011 jokester There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course, swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing.
Moses and his threesome on the golf course
February 2nd, 2011 jokester Moses put together a threesome and they hit the links. Moses pulled up to the tee, took out his driver, and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but bounced directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren’t
January 8th, 2011 jokester Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but arn’t
