14 November 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Guns don’t kill people but spoons just might

Guns don’t kill people but spoons just might

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05 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Zoo vet mistakes man in gorilla suit for real thing – shoots with tranquilizer gun

Gorilla costume

Staff at the Loro Parque Zoo were taking part in a drill designed to ensure proper emergency procedures were in place in case one of the gorillas escaped its enclosure. But the zoo vet had not been informed of the training exercise. He spotted the employee wearing a gorilla suit and sprang into action shooting the man in the leg with a tranquilizer gun designed for a 400 lb gorilla. The costumed employee, before passing out, recognized the mistake and began fleeing while tearing off the costume. According to La Opinion de Tenerife, when the man was located he was wearing nothing but his underwear.

The injured man was taken to the University Hospital of the Canary islands where he recovered and is now in good condition.

Real gorilla

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12 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Of course you can take my daughter to prom night

Of course you can take my daughter to prom night

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26 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Guns don’t kill people

Guns don’t kill people

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09 December 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Amazon delivery drones – skeet shooting with prizes

Amazon delivery drones - skeet shooting with prizes

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03 December 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Bang! Just kidding…

Bang!  Just kidding… deer scare

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09 June 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Please unload your gun before entering

Sign found in a local diner.

Please unload your gun and remove mask before entering

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14 July 2012 ~ 0 Comments

Affair drives blonde to murder

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is seeing another woman.  She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband sitting in the living room with a beautiful redhead.  She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head, her finger shaking on the trigger of the gun.  The husband jumps out of bed, runs to her, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ”Shut up…you’re next!”

 

 

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07 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Sprinkle Gunpowder on your Cornflakes

A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his Cornflakes every morning.  The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93.  When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grand children, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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28 January 2011 ~ 0 Comments

The AK-47 Rifle is Fine the Way it is

The following is a Russian response to a query from a customer asking how to modify the AK47 rifle that the customer owns.  Click the image below to view full size.

 

The AK-47 Rifle is fine the way it is

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