An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are in a bar drinking and discussing how stupid their wives are. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
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Bill, listen to me
January 27th, 2011 
jokester A man is sitting in a bar drinking his bear when a man runs in and shouts “Bill, your house is on fire!”. So he runs outside but then stops and thinks, “I don’t have a house.”
I can’t tell these dang horses apart
January 24th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar, very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “Well, I’ve got these two horses, and well … I can’t tell them apart. I don”t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods.”
Try these smart pills son
January 17th, 2011 jokester One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid Dad, ”What are these Pop?” ”They’re smart pills son,” said his father.
The smartest kid in the class
January 17th, 2011 jokester The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said “Uh, 14?
Why you feel smarter after drinking
January 17th, 2011 jokester A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This process of natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
Top 10 Ways to Describe a Stupid Person
January 10th, 2011 jokester Top 10 Ways to Describe a Stupid Person
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