Biden: OK, so here’s the plan…
Biden: Ok here’s the plan: have you seen Home Alone?
Obama: Joe, no.
Biden: Just one booby trap.
Obama: Joe.
Biden: What if I played it from my phone real quick
Biden: What if I just played it from my phone real quick?
Hillary: We’re not playing The Imperial March when he gets here, Joe…
Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won’t be invited
Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won’t be invited.
Obama: Joe.
Biden: And maybe this time we call it the Black House, right Barack…
Biden: I’m going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat
Joe: I’m going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat.
Barack: That’s nice, Joe.
Joe: And then I’m going to offer him knuckle sandwiches.
Trump: Can I come in?
Trump: Can I come in?
Biden: What’s the password?
Trump: I don’t know.
Biden: Losers says what?
Trump: What.
Obama: JOE!
Biden: What if we take the batteries out of all the remotes before we leave?
Joe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave?”
Barack:” Joe we can’t – ”
Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords!”
Obama: Joe, why are you holding my hand?
Obama: “Joe, why are you still holding my hand?”
Biden: “I wanna freak Mike Pence out”
Obama: “But why?”
Biden: “Just roll with it”
Biden: I changed the WiFi password
Biden: I changed the Wi-Fi password.
Obama: Joe…
Biden: It’s “PssyGrbbr45” now.
Obama: No, Joe.
Biden:…
Obama: I never thought he’d be late…
Obama: I never thought he’d be late…
Biden: I gave him the wrong address.
Obama: Joe he’s the president-elect!
Biden: I don’t give a crap what they call him.
