24 November 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Only the married guys will get this one…

Drive carries no cash - he is married

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27 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

When my girlfriend asked from some hot sauce

When my girlfriend asked from some hot sauce

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04 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Astute observation my friend

Shouldn't that be an even number?

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25 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Hi, we understand you are 40 years old and still not married

Hi, we understand you are 40 years old and still not married

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24 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Uh, OK…

Wife stabs husband with squirrel

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09 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

The horror – woman begins making out with another man during dolphin proposal

Imagine the horror this poor dolphin must feel after finally garnering enough courage to propose to the woman he loves only to see a impromptu make-out session erupt between the woman and another man.

Dolphin holds marry me sign while woman makes out with man

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05 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Men are like fine wine

Men are like fine wine

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08 August 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Too early to get married

Bubba was a Tennessee hillbilly who lived way out in the sticks.  One day Bubba decided that he wanted to marry his sweetheart.  So, while enjoying a hearty meal of raccoon and biscuits for dinner one evening, Bubba brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa.

“Bubba, you can’t get married yet,” insisted Ma.  “You’re too young for that!”

“But Ma,” Bubba protested, “I just had my 38th birthday last week.”

“We know that, Bubba,” Pa chimed in, “but your Ma and me think you should put off getting married until after you graduate from high school.”

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25 July 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Will you marry me?

An elderly widow and widower had been dating for over five years.  The oldman finally decided to ask her to marry him.  Without hesitation, she immediately said “yes”.

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was!  “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call.  Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to his marriage proposal.

“Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”

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29 May 2011 ~ 0 Comments

The unfaithful groom

A young couple are recently married.  Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer.  The bride agrees.

After 25 years of marriage, the bride notices that the secret drawer has been left open.  She decides to take a peek and inside the drawer she finds 3 golf balls and $1,000 in cash.

She angrily confronts the husband demanding an explanation.  The husband explains, “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer to remind me of the indescrtion I made.”

The bride figures that 3 times in 25 years is not so bad but asks, “But what about the $1,000?”

The groom explains, “Whenever I get a dozen golf balls, I sold them.”

 

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