Imagine the horror this poor dolphin must feel after finally garnering enough courage to propose to the woman he loves only to see a impromptu make-out session erupt between the woman and another man.
Bubba was a Tennessee hillbilly who lived way out in the sticks. One day Bubba decided that he wanted to marry his sweetheart. So, while enjoying a hearty meal of raccoon and biscuits for dinner one evening, Bubba brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa.
“Bubba, you can’t get married yet,” insisted Ma. “You’re too young for that!”
“But Ma,” Bubba protested, “I just had my 38th birthday last week.”
“We know that, Bubba,” Pa chimed in, “but your Ma and me think you should put off getting married until after you graduate from high school.”
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for over five years. The oldman finally decided to ask her to marry him. Without hesitation, she immediately said “yes”.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to his marriage proposal.
“Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”
A young couple are recently married. Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer. The bride agrees.
After 25 years of marriage, the bride notices that the secret drawer has been left open. She decides to take a peek and inside the drawer she finds 3 golf balls and $1,000 in cash.
She angrily confronts the husband demanding an explanation. The husband explains, “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer to remind me of the indescrtion I made.”
The bride figures that 3 times in 25 years is not so bad but asks, “But what about the $1,000?”
The groom explains, “Whenever I get a dozen golf balls, I sold them.”