09 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Sometimes I wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum

Sometimes I wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum

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31 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

I’m not sick, I’m twisted

I’m not sick, I’m twisted

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04 June 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen

A man walks past a mental hospital when he hears a voice moaning on the other side of the wall. “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen….”

The man looks towards the mental hospital and sees a hole in the wall.  He walks over and peeps through the hole in the wall.  Suddenly a finger shoots through the hole an pokes him in the eye.

The moaning voice continued, “Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen….”

 

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29 April 2011 ~ 0 Comments

I’ve been seeing this woman for two months now

A man goes to a psychiatrist.  He says, “Doc, I have a problem.”

The psychiatrist says, “Tell me about it.”

The man says, “I have been seeing this woman for two months now.”

The psychiatrist asks, “What’s the problem?”

The man says, “Well, doc, nobody else can see her.”

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