A woman has twins, but sadly, has to give them up for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other twin goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the [...]
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Mommy, Mommy Shutup Death Jokes
February 14th, 2012 
jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of death-related Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Mommy, Mommy Shut up Cannibal Jokes
February 13th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of cannibal-related Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Disgusting Mommy, Mommy Shut up Jokes
February 12th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of horribly disgusting Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Mommy, Mommy Shut up Jokes
February 11th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of funny Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Hungry kid plays mommy and daddy
May 29th, 2011 jokester A mother finds her son sneaking ice cream out of the freezer. Angrily, she exclaims, “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour. Put the ice cream away and go play.” Son: “But Mom, I’m bored and there’s nobody to play with.”
You cannot marry your half brother
April 1st, 2011 jokester One day a girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her father. She tells her father that she wants to marry the young man. After discussing the relationship for a while, the father tells the daughter that she cannot marry the boy because he is her half brother.
Parents can be so embarrassing
January 29th, 2011 jokester Three men walk into a bar. A drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the man in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the man ignores him, so the drunk wanders off.
Cold Cream Beauty
January 1st, 2011 jokester Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
