Jokes Tagged ‘new years’

Higher Level New Years Learning

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.

Stand by your man on New Years Day

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and with 30 seconds until the new year, said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who truly made his life worth living.

Dieting New Year Resolutions

A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions. Here they are.

Funny New Year’s Quotes

The following are trie New Year’s quotes by famous people…

Funny New Year’s Resolutions

It’s a new year, time to resolves what you will, or will not do next year.