24 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

May I use your phone to call my mother

May I use your phone to call my mother

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23 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

My ex texted me like, “You can delete my number”…

My ex texted me like, “You can delete my number”…

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13 December 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Stop ignoring me!

Dude, you left your phone at my house

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04 August 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Maybe the preacher can help you with that

A woman was struggling to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle.  She turned it upside down and pounded it with all her might.  During her struggle, the phone rang.  Having her hands full at the moment, she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

“It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother.  Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone right now Pastor Bob.  She’s hitting the bottle.”

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