Jokes Tagged ‘pictures’

Pets show us the right way to relax

Funny collection of pictures showing pets sleeping in unusual ways. The pets below, in this cute set of sleeping pets pictures, show us the right way to relax.

Absurd lock on gate

We can only wonder if the person carefully locked this gate and then stood back and thought, “Oh, crap”.

Men can fix anything

The following chain letter made the rounds in late April 2011 claiming that Men can fix anything and demonstrating with a variety of funny pictures of man-made repair jobs. The chain letter closed with a paragraph noting that Women can fix things too.

Drunk octopus wants to fight you

Funny comment written on wall underneath a coat hanger hook: Drunk octopus wants to fight you.

You Are Under Attack Now

Funny note from spouse. Welcome home from work. Two things: (1) This gun with ammo is yours [see nerf gun next to note] (2) I have one too and you’re under attack as of NOW.

Ibex on Dam Wall in Italy

This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy – but look closer… see spots on the dam wall? They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen & lick the salt off the dam wall. Click picture for full-size view.

Now This is How You Propose to a Woman

Now this is how you propose to a woman. Picture taken of the ingenious young man who used an unusual means to propose to his future wife while aboard a fast moving amusement park ride.

Cute Life Quotes

Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that [...]