Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Below we have a collection of funny flight-attendant and pilot announcements along with some hilarious pictures of Kulula’s beautiful airplanes.
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The showoff F-16 pilot
March 29th, 2012 
jokester A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”, and promptly went into a barrel-roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
Funny things said on a plane
February 28th, 2012 jokester The following are collection of (supposedly) true announcements made on some of the more humorous national airlines.
Frankfurt Landing
February 6th, 2011 jokester The following is a real-life exchange between air traffic controllers and British Airways 747. The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them so it was with some amusement that pilots listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt Ground and a British Airways 747 (Speedbird) after landing.
Make sure you know your pilot before you take off
February 6th, 2011 jokester The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor.
True Aviation Rules to Live By
February 6th, 2011 jokester The following are 12 rules that every airplane pilot vows to live by.
