10 June 2011 ~ 0 Comments

I keep imagining that I’m a dog

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor!” he started.  I’ve got this problem,” the man continued. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know what to do!”

“A common canine complex,” said the doctor soothingly. “Come over here and lie down on the couch.”

“Oh no, Doctor. I’m not allowed up on the furniture.”

 

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29 April 2011 ~ 0 Comments

I’ve been seeing this woman for two months now

A man goes to a psychiatrist.  He says, “Doc, I have a problem.”

The psychiatrist says, “Tell me about it.”

The man says, “I have been seeing this woman for two months now.”

The psychiatrist asks, “What’s the problem?”

The man says, “Well, doc, nobody else can see her.”

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