A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.”
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Grab your Coat, I’m Going to the Pub
March 16th, 2011 
jokester A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity, replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?”
I Recognize You by your Uniform
February 15th, 2011 jokester A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
What Women Really Mean
February 12th, 2011 jokester Women rarely say what they mean and men are too stupid to understand the true meaning behind women speak. Here’s a handy guide to get you started. The following are common phrases spoken by women around the world along with the interpretation of what they really mean.
Spend Time with Wife or Mistress?
February 12th, 2011 jokester An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or the mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
My Wish to Understand Women
February 12th, 2011 jokester A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.”
10 things men know about women
February 5th, 2011 jokester Maybe not the most smart nor sensitive but regardless, here are ten things that men know about women.
The many relatives of Vincent Van Gogh
February 2nd, 2011 jokester After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were.
The Journey of a Man
January 5th, 2011 jokester When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
