A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.”
Jokes Tagged ‘relationships’
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity, replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?”
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Women rarely say what they mean and men are too stupid to understand the true meaning behind women speak. Here’s a handy guide to get you started. The following are common phrases spoken by women around the world along with the interpretation of what they really mean.
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or the mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.”
Maybe not the most smart nor sensitive but regardless, here are ten things that men know about women.
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were.