A man is driving down a lonely road in northern Nevada when he passes a Sign: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION – 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says… SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION – 5 MILES
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Giving a Sermon while Drunk
March 9th, 2011 
jokester A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn’t stand still. He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Murphy replied, “When Im worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o’ whiskey, to calm my nerves.” So the next Sunday he took the priest’s advice. Before the mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a storm.
Religion and God Limericks
March 3rd, 2011 jokester A collection of religious limericks related to god, jesus, and the church.
Did you say you were a Prostitute?
February 19th, 2011 jokester Michael O’Rourke brought his fiancée to Ireland to meet his mother, telling her to answer all of her future mother- in-law’s questions honestly regardless of what they were. “Cheryl my dear what kind of work did you do in London?”
Man’s Penis and Brain
February 19th, 2011 jokester One day the Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” the Lord said. Adam looked at the Lord and said, “Well, give me the good news first.”
Why a Nun Needs Liquor
February 19th, 2011 jokester Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s Liquor Store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said, “Oh Jack, give me a pint o’ the brandy.” “Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed Jack, “I could never do that! I’ve never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!”
Female Parrot Prostitutes
February 19th, 2011 jokester A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, `Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
Genesis 1:1 The Business Plan
February 19th, 2011 jokester In the Beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
Bless Me Father for I have Sinned
February 12th, 2011 jokester A man with a huge grin goes to see his priest. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he says. “I’ve spent the week having sex with seven beautiful women.” “Do not fret, my son,” says the priest. “All you need to do is…”
The Preacher Should be Punished for Playing Golf on Sunday
February 6th, 2011 jokester There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course, swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing.
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