This funny protest sign comes to us from Pakistan. The meaning of the wording doesn’t quite portray their true feelings? Or does it?
Jokes Tagged ‘terrorist’
Department of Homeland Security Alert
January 2nd, 2011
jokester We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Bush Memo to Al Gore – Post 9/11
January 2nd, 2011
jokester The following Bush memo to Al Gore was recently released in a Wikeleaks leaked document. The memo was originally written in August of 2004.
Handy Phrases For Traveling in the Middle East
January 2nd, 2011
jokester A few handy phrases translated to English — in case you’re ever kidnapped by terrorists.
American Women…Do Your Part To Help! Stand Up, Be Seen!
January 2nd, 2011
jokester We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.
Bin Laden’s Great Wall
January 2nd, 2011
jokester Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
George W. Bush vs. the Taliban
January 2nd, 2011
jokester Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund’s chair. They begin talking.
Osama’s Inter-Cave Memo
January 2nd, 2011
jokester Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team” as well as the one that says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
Quick Terrorism Q&A
January 2nd, 2011
jokester It’s a bird, it’s a plane. It’s a…. Oh crap, it IS a plane!

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