12 August 2011 ~ 0 Comments

But I know this is not my seat

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the crowded movie theater.  When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed to occupy one seat.”  The man groaned but didn’t budge an inch.

The usher became impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned which infuriated the usher who turned on his heels and stomped briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.  Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.  The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?” asked the policeman.

With pain in his voice Sam replied “The balcony.”

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