Jokes Tagged ‘viagra’

When the time comes you gotta just do it

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive. “What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.” “No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, won’t even taste it.”

Viagra for a Little Bit of Length Please

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”

The Amazing Viagra Drug

A women walks up to the male pharmacist amd aks if he knows anything about the new Viagra drug. He replied that he certainly did and as a matter of fact he had been using it for months and was very satisfied with the outcome.