Jokes Tagged ‘women’

Beer Turns Men into Women

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

The Difference in Dogs and Women

We love ‘em both. One is Man’s best friend and the other is, well… Here’s the subtle differences between dogs and women.

What Women Really Mean

Women rarely say what they mean and men are too stupid to understand the true meaning behind women speak. Here’s a handy guide to get you started. The following are common phrases spoken by women around the world along with the interpretation of what they really mean.

My Wish to Understand Women

A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.”

10 things men know about women

Maybe not the most smart nor sensitive but regardless, here are ten things that men know about women.

Anyone here man enough to make a woman of me?

An 18 year old girl walks into a bar, rips off her clothes and asks, “Is there anyone here man enough to make a woman of me?”

Top 10 Reasons why some Men favor Handguns over Women

Top 10 Reasons why some Men favor Handguns over Women

Things Women say that Drive Men Crazy

Here’s a look at 10 things women say that drive men nuts. 1) “That looks cute.” For the most part, men hate cute. We don’t want to hear about it, we don’t want to see it, and we sure as hell don’t want to be it.

The Husband Store for Impossible Women

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates…

My Time is up When?

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”