Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Woman: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Woman: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it, sweetie?”
Man: “Sure… go ahead if you like it that much.
I want you to be happy.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked. It’s a beautiful silver.”
Man: “How much?”
Man: “Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Woman:”Great! Oh, and just one more thing… the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
Man: “Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer $895,000.”
Woman: “Okay. Thank you darling — you’re wonderful! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
Man: “Bye, I love you too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”