You asked for it and Funny Grins delivers. Questions and Answers from those lovable but scary creatures – Bears!
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I’ve been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they’d look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!
Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger!
Q: What’s a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have ‘the’ as their middle names!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema!
Q: What is a bear’s favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
