Funny Questions and Answers about Birds


Here’s a collection of funny questions and answers about birds.

Q: Why did the owl, owl?

A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!


Q: What is a polygon?


A: A dead parrot!


Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?

A: The parrots of Penzance!


Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A: A firequaker!


Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?

A: Hide and Speak!


Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!


Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?

A: ‘The pheasants are revolting’!


Q: What is the definition of Robin?

A: A bird who steals!


Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?

A: When they’re going cheap!


Q: What do parrots eat?

A: Polyfilla!


Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment!


Q: What bird tastes just like butter?

A: A stork!


Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!


Q: Which bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin!


Q: What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?

A: Three swallows!


Q: What is a duck’s favorite TV show?

A: The feather forecast!


Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A: A bird that will talk you ear off!


Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!


Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?

A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!


Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?

A: Robber ducks!


Q: What kind of bird opens doors?

A: A kiwi!


Q: What language do birds speak?

A: Pigeon English!


Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

A: Send him to polytechnic!


Q: Where do birds invest their money?

A: In the stork market!


Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?

A: The Birds Eye counter!


Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A: A bird that talks in morse code!


Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger!


Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?

A: ‘Too wet to woo’!


Q: What do baby swans dance to?

A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!


Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?

A: Birds of prey!


Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

A: Tweetie Pie!


Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

A: Jail-birds!


Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?

A: Plant bird seed!


Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they’re both full of stuffing!


Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

A: Fowl play!


Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?

A: They quack up!


Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!


Q: What do you call a very rude bird?

A: A mockingbird!


Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?

A: In a nest-cafe!


Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

A: With it’s sparrowchute!


Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody Wood Pickle!


Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?

A: He didn’t give a hoot!


Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A: A Macaw!


Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A: A mynah bird!


Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!




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