A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR with his dog. He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, “This is the smartest dog in the world. I bet $5 that you can ask him anything and he will tell you the right answer.”
So the bartender says, “All right. What is 10 + 11 + 13?”
The dog says, “34.”
“Wow,” says the bartender and hands over the $5 note.
Then the man says to the bartender, “Don’t let my dog go anywhere, I have to go to the toilet.” He hands the dog the $5 to hold onto while he’s in the toilet.
The bartender and the dog start having a conversation and the bartender says, “If you’re so smart, go down the road and get me a newspaper.” So the dog leaves, and then the man comes out of the toilet. He asks the bartender where the dog is.
The bartender says, “The dog went to get me a newspaper.”
The man if very upset that the bartender let the dog leave. He goes out to find his dog. He looks all over until he sees his dog in an alley making love to a poodle. The man says, What are you doing? You’ve never done this before.”
The dog says, “I’ve never had $5 before either.”