I got away with murder

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Two prisoners are in their jail cells talking about the crimes that they committed.

Prisoner 1: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years”

Prisoner 2: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days”

Prisoner 1: “*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???”

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Prisoner 2: “Yeah, the victim was a lawyer.”

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