Uh, you just drank my drink


A man is sitting in the bar for 30 minutes staring at a drink that is sitting in front of him.  Then a big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to the man, takes the drink from him and empties the glass. The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand seeing a man cry.”

“No, it”s not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I’m late to my office.  My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to get my car, I find out it’s been stolen. The police say they can’t do anything. I get a cab home and after I get out, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards inside. The cab driver just drives away. Inside, I find my wife with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”


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