What if these Company’s Merged?


Corporate mergers are quite common.  Often when companies merge, they use a combination of their company names to form an entirely new company name.  The following are possible mergers and Funny Grins’ suggestion for what the new company could be named.

Fairchild Electronics & Honeywell Computers = Fairwell Honeychild.

Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers, & Keebler = Poly- Warner-Cracker.

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, & Hale Business Systems = Hale Mary Fuller Grace.


Intel, Yahoo, & Netscape: = Net’n’Yahoo relocated to InTel Aviv.

3M & Goodyear = mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere Abi

Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I’m Home

Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine

3M & JC Penney & Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penney Opera

Knott’s Berry Farm & National Organization of Women = Knott NOW

Crabtree and Evelyn & Apple Computer = Crab Apple

Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds = Swisscheese

Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do Da


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