A woman was struggling to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. She turned it upside down and pounded it with all her might. During her struggle, the phone rang. Having her hands full at the moment, she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
“It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone right now Pastor Bob. She’s hitting the bottle.”