Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter C

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better than this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cass!
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Castor!
Castor who?
Castorblanca!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cathy!
Cathyl who?
Cathy the the doorbell, it’s too dark out here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecil!
Cecil who?
Cecil have music whereever she goes….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecile!
Cecile who?
Cecile this envelope!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celery!
Celery who?
Celery me you lunch will you, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cello!
Cello who?
Cello dere!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Cher and share alike!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester the nick of time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times isn’t it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe’s Encounters of the Third Kind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don’t weaken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clara!
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clarence!
Clarence who?
Clarence sale!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cliff!
Cliff who?
Cliff the hedges!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Collier!
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won’t help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Coolidge!
Coolidge who?
Coolidge a cucumber!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I’m grounded!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Conyers!
Conyers who?
Conyers please open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Costa lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy who’s knocking!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cronkite!
Cronkite who?
Cronkite evidence!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cugat!
Cugat who?
Cugat to love my jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Custer!
Custer who?
Custer a penny to find out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cy!
Cy who?
Cy’n on the botton line!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!

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