Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter D

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dali!
Dali who?
Dali’ve me alone!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dale!
Dale who?
Dale come if you ask dem!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darius!
Darius who?
Darius a lot I have to tell you!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darren!
Darren who?
Darren young man on the flying machine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
I’ll be Darwin you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daryl!
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another you…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dave!
Dave who?
Dave for Night!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deduct!
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denis!
Denis who?
Denis anyone?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denver!
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Desi!
Desi who?
Desi’gnated hitter!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Desiree!
Desiree who?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Detail!
Detail who?
Detail-a phone operator!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dill!
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dimension!
Dimension who?
Dimension it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dimitri!
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dinah!
Dinah who?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dino!
Dino who?
Dino the answer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello’n me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donkey!
Donkey who?
Donkey Hotey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can’t refuse!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dotty!
Dotty who?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you’ll go to heaven!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Douglas!
Douglas who?
Douglas is broken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drucilla!
Drucilla who?
Drucilla kid you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bath, I’m dwowning!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dunce!
Dunce who?
Dunce-ay another word!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dustin Hoffman!
Dustin Hoffman who?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!

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