Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter F

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Falafel!
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah ‘nough!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso the matter with you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I’ll lick his!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer’vrything there is a season!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fez!
Fez who?
Fez me, that’s who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks?
Fiddlesticks (Feet’ll stick) out if the blanket is too short!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fletcher!
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we’d be knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Florida!
Florida who?
Florida bathroom is wet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ford!
Ford who?
Ford he’s a jolly good fellow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Foster!
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
France!
France who?
France of the family!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frances!
Frances who?
Frances hello!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francie!
Francie who?
Francie that!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis on the other side of the Channel!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Franks and beans!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countryman…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Badge of Courage!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frederick!
Frederick who?
Frederick Express!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frida!
Frida who?
Frida be!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!

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