Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter G

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor’n to shop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Galway!
Galway who!
Galway, your annoying me!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gandhi!
Gandhi who!
Gandhi cane!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Germany!
Germany who!
Germany people knocking on your door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa!
Genoa who!
Genoa any new jokes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gerald!
Gerald who!
Gerald washed up kid!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gertie!
Gertie who!
Gertie laundry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghana!
Ghana who!
Ghana dance!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gina!
Gina who!
Gina you don’t recognize me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginastera!
Ginastera who!
Ginastera at the people!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginny!
Ginny who!
Ginny a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giovanni!
Giovanni who!
Giovanni go to a movie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gipper!
Gipper who!
Gipper your best!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giuseppe!
Giuseppe who!
Giuseppe my apology?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gizaa!
Giza who!
Giza nice boy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys it’s my last joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys the weekend, aren’t you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Glasgow!
Glasgow who!
Glasgow to the movies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose!
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grapes!
Grapes who!
Grapes suzette!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greg!
Greg who?
Gregs of Wrath!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta!
Greta who!
You Greta on my nerves!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don’t want to play?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!

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