Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter H

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see good food go to waste!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I’ll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
[singing] Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money and nobody will get hurt!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy har har!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow can you go!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, knock louder!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Her-man is so handsome!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you’ll have me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside knocking for a change?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I’m fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I’ll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you but I’m right out of tissues!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin’…!

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