Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter I

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, they didn’t teach you that in school?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho’d the whole garden but I was tired!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold you hand!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike-n’t stop laughing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima girl who can’t say no…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
India!
India who?
India good old summertime…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana’ls of history you’ll be famous!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Indonesia!
Indonesia who?
I look at you and I get weak Indonesia!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great home, don’t you wish you could come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here as fast as I could to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac’ly who do think this is?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order – why aren’t you answering the door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle so I don’t get hit by a car?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, because I can’t get in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong, like Tarzan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!

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