Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter J

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake by not answering your door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is so hot I burnt my finger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius – you just don’t recognise it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those crazy people that like to knock on doors!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute I’m trying to find my keys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jethro!
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell know if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell remember me once you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jilly!
Jilly who!
Jilly out here, so let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we’ll call you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see, by the dawn’s early light…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie you door locked so I can’t get in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in or not!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter doorbell out here and I wouldn’t have to knock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

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