Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter M

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I’ll tell you if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn’t I!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn’t do your homework!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don’t open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I’m drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marietta!
Marietta who?
Marietta the whole cake and my stomach hurts!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on Sunday to a beautiful girl/boy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death, open the door quick!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maura!
Maura who?
The Maura the merrier!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if your not going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
May!
May who?
Maybe its a friend at the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn’t ring either!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don’t belong!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey is lost so that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Midas!
Midas who?
Midas well open the door and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this lock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minerva!
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck from all these questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who – Minne ha ha!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you’ll never know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won’t fit that’s why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you wouldn’t open the door for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor who?
Mortimor that meets the eye!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

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