Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter P

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo your horn!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn’t it!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I’ll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I’ve got the wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the store today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead….!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me – I just got here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pajamas!
Pajamas who?
Pajamas around me and hold me tight!

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