Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter R

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Raleigh!
Raleigh who?
Raleigh round the flag boys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Randy!
Randy who?
Randy four minute mile today – ain’t I fast!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rapunzel!
Rapunzel who?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag….!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rather!
Rather who?
Rather not!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn’t that a hot one!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn’t do any good!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon and won first place!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robert!
Robert who?
Roberts and burglars will rob you blind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland Stone gathers no moss!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roxie!
Roxie who?
Roxie horrow picture show!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I’m getting wet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Russia though you meal and you’ll be sick!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ruth!
Ruth who?
Ruth of the matter is, I don’t like knock, knock jokes!

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