Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter S

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sabina!
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saddam!
Saddam who?
Saddam and shut up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Safari!
Safari who?
Safari so good!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you’ll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara ‘nother way in?!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King’s horses and all the King’s men…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Savannah!
Savannah who?
Savannah you going to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schachter!
Schachter who?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schatzi!
Schatzi who?
Schatzi way the ball bounces!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schubert!
Schubert who?
Schubert I can!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I’m not going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seoul!
Seoul who?
Seoul food!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seville!
Seville who?
Seville you play with me?!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seymour!
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sharon!
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sheila!
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes…!!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes..!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry your lunch and I’ll be your best friend!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra who?
Sinatra be a law!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you’ll never get to heaven!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Soup!
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane that Knock Knock joke to me please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spock!
Spock who?
Spock louder, I can’t hear you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stacey!
Stacey who?
Stacey’ted until the bus stops!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
Stalin for time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I’ll shoot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stanton!
Stanton who?
Stanton here answering questions is no fun!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stefan!
Stefan who?
Stefan it quick before it bites me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stella!
Stella who?
Stella want to go home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stepfather!
Step father who?
One stepfather and I’ll let you have it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede smell of success!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal!

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