Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter V

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Valencia!
Valencia who?
Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa bus be along in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa going to grow up?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vassar girl!
Vassar girl who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vaughan!
Vaughan who?
Vaughan day my prince will come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Veal chop!
Veal chop who?
Veal chop wood for some new clothes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vera!
Vera who?
Vera all the flowers gone…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Verdi!
Verdi who?
Verdi been all day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic a card, any card!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viola!
Viola who?
Viola sudden don’t you know me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Violet!
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Virtue!
Virtue who?
Virtue get those big blue eyes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viscount!
Viscount who?
Viscount you behave!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vlad!
Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!

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