Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter W

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle!
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I go away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wade!
Wade who?
Wade till next time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wafer!
Wafer who?
Wafer a long time but now I’m back!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wah!
Wah who?
Well you don’t have to get so excited about it, it’s just a knock knock joke!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wallace!
Wallace who?
Wallace saying nasy things about you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walnuts!
Walnuts who?
Walnuts around here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walt!
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walter!
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wannetta!
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warner!
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warren!
Warren who?
Warren my birthday suit!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warrior!
Warrior who?
Warrior you been all my life!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wash!
Wash who?
Wash you there , Fred!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water skier!
Water skier who?
Water skier’d of, I’m harmless!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watson!
Watson who?
Watson television!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watusi!
Watusi who?
Watusi is what you get!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming over to my house!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weevil!
Weevil who?
Weevil work it out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weirdo!
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Welcome!
Welcome who?
Welcome up and see me sometime!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy come to take you away I won’t stop them!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wes!
Wes who?
Wes Side Story!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wheelbarrow!
Wheelbarrow who?
Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whitney!
Whitney who?
Whitney have to say to me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whittle!
Whittle who?
Whittle Orphan Annie!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who!
Who who?
You sound like an owl!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whoopi!
Whoopi who?
Whoopi cushion!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wicked!
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wilfred!
Wilfred who?
Wilfred like his present?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willa!
Willa who?
Willa you marry me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
William!
William who?
William-ind your own business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willie!
Willie who?
Willie be home for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis rain ever stop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willoughby!
Willoughby who?
Willoughby a monkey’s uncle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wilma!
Wilma who?
Wilma lunch be ready soon?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Witold!
Witold who?
Witold you what to do!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody answer the door please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody you want!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wynette!
Wynette who?
Wynette let me in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wyoming!
Wyoming who?
Wyoming so mean to me!

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