Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter X and Y

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
X!
X who?
X for breakfast!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier your breath, I’m not leaving!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!

Y

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yachts!
Yachts who?
Yachts up, doc!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Ride em cowboy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yehuda!
Yehuda who?
Yehuda dance all night!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yelp!
Yelp who?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda le lee whoo!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yoga!
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yogi bear!
Yogi bear who?
Yogi bear and you’ll get arrested!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yolanda!
Yolanda who?
Yolanda me some money!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Did you call?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yucatan!
Yucatan who?
Yucatan fool some people all of the time…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yucca!
Yucca who?
Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yukon!
Yukon who?
Yukom say that again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yuri!
Yuri who?
Yuri great friend!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yvonne!
Yvonne who?
Yvonne to be alone?

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