Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday but I won’t get it done if you keep knocking on my door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benin!
Benin who?
Benin shopping lately?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don’t know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I’m talking about!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a knock knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I’m afraid!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and I’ll tell you another knock knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!
