Guess How Many Chickens in this Bag

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Two fellas from Arkansas approach each other on the street.  One is carrying a large sack.

“Hey, Tommy Ray, whacha got in the bag?”

“Jus’ some chickens.”

“If I guesses how many they are, kin I have one?”

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“Shoot, ya guesses right and I’ll give ‘em both to ya.”

“OK. Ummmmmm…five?”

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