Redneck Stories


How do you know when you’re staying in an Alabama hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.”

Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.  He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”  The driver says, “Bout what?”

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?  She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.  The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked the operator.  Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”  The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”  There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, “How `bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?”


A new law recently passed in Alabama:  When a couple gets divorced, they’re still brother and sister.


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