Men are Like…

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Common objects that are very similar to men.

… Blenders.

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

… Chocolate Bars.

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Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

… Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

… Commercials.

You can’t believe a word they say.

… Computers.

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Coolers.

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

… Curling Irons.

They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

… Government Bonds.

They take way too long to mature.

… Horoscopes.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

… Lava Lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

… Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Parking Spots.

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

… Popcorn.

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

… Weather.

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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