Gross, Disgusting, and Politically Incorrect Limericks


There once was a fellow named Jim

Who took his girl out for a spin

The speedometer rose

The gas pedal froze


They found parts of her but not him

There was once a guy named Corey

Who was I must say rather gory

He ate a dead worm

and did not even squirm

as he barfed from the twenty third story.




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