International Limericks


There once was a old man from Norway –

who cussed as he sat in a doorway-

the door smacked him flat-

and he yelled “what was that”?


that disgruntled old man from Norway!

There was a young lady from Niger,

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

After the ride

She was inside,

And the smile was on the face of the tiger.

There once a man from Japan

Whose Limericks would never quite scan

When asked why was so

He said “I don’t know”

“But maybe it’s because I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I ever possibly can !”

There once was a man from Spain,

who often stood out in the rain.

He said with a grin,

“I should do this again,”

and then he went on to a plane!

There was a young man from Peru.

Who wanted to live in a shoe.

A size six was too small.

So he walked down the mall,

And found a size twelve with a view.






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