There once was a old man from Norway –
who cussed as he sat in a doorway-
the door smacked him flat-
and he yelled “what was that”?
that disgruntled old man from Norway!
There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
After the ride
She was inside,
And the smile was on the face of the tiger.
There once a man from Japan
Whose Limericks would never quite scan
When asked why was so
He said “I don’t know”
“But maybe it’s because I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I ever possibly can !”
There once was a man from Spain,
who often stood out in the rain.
He said with a grin,
“I should do this again,”
and then he went on to a plane!
There was a young man from Peru.
Who wanted to live in a shoe.
A size six was too small.
So he walked down the mall,
And found a size twelve with a view.
